Free Eden employee Apple secretly runs a witchy femme cult in the basement of the mall store after hours - with fellow fruits Cherry and Fig. But when new hire Pumpkin challenges their performative sisterhood, the women are forced to face their own poisons or succumb to a bloody fate.

Apple

Fig

Cherry

Pumpkin

Norman

Pickle

Sharon

Texas Dad

Momfluencer

Johnny Montgomery

Keep Calm and Cookie On Man

Diner

Ashton

Arizona Latte Barista

Bluebonnet
It offers no real substance, but he packaging is pretty, and the character engaging, just in the most annoying way possible. This was like the most infuriatingly shallow version of The Craft crossed with the most unfunny version of Legally Blonde I could imagine. I cannot fault how it looks, or how it is played, directed, or shot. Only how it is written.
March 26, 2026

Apple

Fig

Cherry

Pumpkin

Norman

Pickle

Sharon

Texas Dad

Momfluencer

Johnny Montgomery

Keep Calm and Cookie On Man

Diner

Ashton

Arizona Latte Barista

Bluebonnet
It offers no real substance, but he packaging is pretty, and the character engaging, just in the most annoying way possible. This was like the most infuriatingly shallow version of The Craft crossed with the most unfunny version of Legally Blonde I could imagine. I cannot fault how it looks, or how it is played, directed, or shot. Only how it is written.

